LOAD THE BRA
Grab the turtle. Pull it backward between two giant shoe towers. The longer the pull, the stronger the launch.
THE POND'S HAD ENOUGH PLAYABLE PROTOTYPE V0.2
SHITTYTURTLE!
POND REVENGESHELL HATH NO FURY.
The pond is polluted. The farmer is crooked. The only reasonable solution? Launch turtles from a giant bra and rain flaming poop on an evil empire.
07PLAYABLE RAIDS100%BROWSER BASED∞QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS
YOUR WORST NIGHTMAREKING SHITTYCEO OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
100%
FILTHY
FILTHY
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SCROLL TO CAUSE PROBLEMS ↓NO TURTLES WERE HARMED IN THIS FICTIONAL VIDEO GAME.
01 / THE PLAYGROUND
READY. AIM. REGRET.
Seven distinct playable raids, animated bucket-sitting villains, destructible structures, two special attacks, swamp-funk music, and poop that goes absolutely everywhere.
⚠ PLAYABLE BUILD 0.2 — ORIGINAL CARTOON TARGETS, TWO ABILITIES, SPILL PHYSICS & 7 RAIDSBEST SCORES SAVED ON THIS DEVICE
02 / PICK A FIGHT
SEVEN WAYS TO CAUSE TROUBLE.
Every mission has a different arrangement of hazards, moving buckets, targets and materials. Pick any raid to test the chaos.
03 / FLIGHT SCHOOL
ABSURDLY SIMPLE. HARD TO MASTER.
LET THAT SHELL FLY
Knock cartoon villains off their buckets, topple the buckets themselves, and splash animated sludge across the arena.
CHOOSE A SPECIAL
At the top of your flight, press F / Space for the Flaming Bucket, or press S anytime in flight for a crushing Shell Slam. Choose one per turtle.
04 / THE OFFICIAL NONSENSE
THE POND
STRIKES BACK.
King Shitty's filthy farm empire has finally pushed the pond too far. Now a gang of fed-up turtles is sending their grievances through the air at high velocity.
This is an original fictional comedy game inspired by the spirit of slapstick arcade destruction. Characters and events are exaggerated fictional satire. Build 0.2 includes seven test raids and original arcade animations. The full campaign is still in development.
WANTED FOR:BEING ABSOLUTELY FULL OF ITREWARD: ONE (1) UNFLATTERING BUCKET